boyfriend threw up on my hand in the pub and the drink is kicking in now - it’s about time, but i’d rather not be tipsy on my own with my mother. Give me breadddd. the word actually doesn’t look real and i can’t decide whether i’ve spelled it right.
my dad is so embarassing on facebook.
when he first joined someone left him a wallpost saying ‘hiya how’re you doing’ or some shit, instead of commenting back on her wallpost, he left himself a wallpost with the reply. the word wallpost is starting to not sound real now.
then my latest status was ‘feels like i’m having my womb ripped out’ and my dad commented (yep, he’s got the hang of comments now) ‘ohhh luv thats something ya need to talk to ya mam about..xx’ haha, i think i’ve had that talk already. oh god, and he types like a 10 year old girl!! H3 Wiill Start Typiing Lykk Thiis Soon..xoxox
don’t even know what to reply to that, might just ‘like’ it or something.